SPECIAL MEDIA ALERT

a SEA of bic lighters....signals my encore....

Dark Stage_Encore pending...

Put your hands together people. Let's make some noise.

Fell asleep on the couch and woke up to see two Zebras getting crazy on each other on the Animal Planet channel. I used to wear a lot of Zebra pattern shirts under my Tuxedo jacket back in the day. *sigh* ....Sick fucking animals I tell you....

My Balls in a Jar

A lotta rock fans don't realize that pants were so tight in the 70s and 80s that we had to remove our balls in order to wear the pants onstage. After the show it was easy to forget where you left them, so I always kept mine in a jar in my dressing room. Still do actually.

New logo design

I'm no Ottist, but I believe this design is going to be huge with the kids, and the T-shirt sales and all that. I saw it in a dream and drew it as soon as I woke up.

Shit in tub: Detail

Normally I wouldn't d this, but a lot of people wrote and asked, "Is that really a turd in the tub?" See for yourself.